I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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