did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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