Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
third nipple confirmed
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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