she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
