school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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