Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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