You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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