So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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