Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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