What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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