I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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