So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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