at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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