It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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