She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize