a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Randomize
