Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
