worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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