I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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