If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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