i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
My vagina is very pro this idea
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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