just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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