Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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