Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
