Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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