Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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