All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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