That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
where am i from again
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Randomize
