i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Boobs are out for the taking
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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