She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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