Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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