I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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