is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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