Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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