i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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