I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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