Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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