i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
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