She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
this beer tastes like vomit already
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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