real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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