she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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