I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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