Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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