id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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