and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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