OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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