the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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