he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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