He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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