and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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