Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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