It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
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