just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
Randomize