I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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