Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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