he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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