I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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