We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
