Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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